Many people theorise that there is an elite ruling class that governs everything which happens in society – often known as the Illuminati. Other people theorise that these figures, such as the British Queen, is a reptilian alien wearing a skin suit to appear human – with these ‘Lizard People’ softening us up for the invasion by the rest of their species.

Now this is incorrect. There is not a race of reptiles pretending to be humans. Instead the leaders of our world are controlled by minuscule brain parasites that arrived on this planet on a spaceship disguised as a meteorite – the Tunguska meteorite to be precise. These parasites first infected a young Josef Stalin, who spread them to others who would go on to assume significant global power in the years to come.

These parasites have spread so far that they can be found in the brain of every world leader and explain why powerful people so often have children who become powerful, as these parasites are passed from parent to child.

The purpose of these parasites is to decimate the human race so they can extract the earth’s minerals and send them back to their home planet. They have attempted many different tactics to destroy humanity over the past century, although none so far have been particularly successful as the parasites are only numerous enough to control a handful of individuals and the attempts they have made so far have relied on the co-operation of wider humanity.

However, the tactics of these parasites are changing. It appears that their current aim to destroy humanity comes via a combination of the accumulation of as many resources as possible – primarily money – by those individuals they control, coupled with spreading as much misinformation as possible to confuse and distract the human race. Then when we no longer know what we can believe they will unleash a new method to destroy us, although at this point we can only guess what that will be.